How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.