Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !