Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

War Jokes More War Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."