Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

War Jokes More War Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."