What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.