What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter