How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"