What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf