What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.