Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.