Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.