How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.