How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard