Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.