What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.