How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.