Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery