Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.