Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.