What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.