What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"