How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.