How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!