He was looking for Pooh.
Believe in reincarnation.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Because the p is silent
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
To find Pooh!
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Because he plays with pooh.
