Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.