How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays