How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!