What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays