What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache