How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.