What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.