What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.