What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.