You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
They have the best schools for it.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)