What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !