A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Your car.
An autobiography.
A: Because they can spell it.
Driving
He dumped his girlfriend.
Our miscarriage.
No sound at all, the D is silent
Mabul cake.
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Bill Cosby
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
It's theft rate.
