How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."