Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.