Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas