Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.