How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.