How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."