How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.