What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.