What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut