How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!