Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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He had to get a new goat !

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There goes my gyroooo

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!