How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.