Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."