How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.