How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.