Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran