How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.