How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.