How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!