How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!