How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)