How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.