How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!