How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: