What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!