What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!