What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.