Put a sock in it.
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Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
By his coffin!
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
