When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.