How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D